BRILLIANT WAY TO SEND STUFF

> > A family in the Southern Province of China were puzzled when the
> > coffin of their dead mother arrived from the States. It was sent by
> > one of the daughters.
> >
> > The dead body was so tightly squeezed inside the coffin, with no
> > space left in it ! When they opened the lid , they found a letter on
> > top which read as follows:
> >
> > Dear brothers and sisters, I am sending our mother's body to you
> > since it was her wish that she should be cremated in The compound of
> > our ancestral home in Tung Shin . Sorry, I could not come along. as
> > all of my paid leaves are consumed. You will find inside the coffin,
> > under Ahma's body, 12 cans of Yohmeitsu, 10 packets of chocolates and
> > packets of Lap Chong. Please divide these among all of you. On Ahma's
> > feet you will find a new pair of Reebok shoes(size 10) for Ah boy.
> >
> > Also, there are 2 pairs of shoes for Ah Mei's and Ah Lien's sons.
> > Hope the sizes are correct. Ahma is wearing 6 American T-Shirts. The
> > large size is for Ah Bak and the others are for my nephews. Just
> > distribute them among yourselves. The 2 new Jeans that Ahma is
> > wearing are for the boys. The Swiss watch that Lee Ah Bai wanted is
> > on Ahma's left wrist. Kiasu Aunty Pei Pei, Ahma is wearing the
> > necklace, earrings and ring that you asked for. Please take them. The
> > 6 white cotton socks that Ahma is wearing must be divided among my
> > teenager nephews. Please distribute all these uniformly and if
> > anything more required let me know, since our Ah Pa is also not
> > keeping well nowadays I can send all required things when our Ah Pa
> > also.............