29 Reasons Why You Might Want To Sign Off and Read a Book
PART II

11. You've gone to an unstaffed AOL room to give tech
support.

12. You say "he, he, he, he" or "heh, heh, heh" instead of
laughing.

13. You say "SCROLL UP" when someone asks what it was you
said.

14. You sneak away to your computer when everyone goes to
sleep.

15. You talk on the phone with the same person you are
sending an instant message to.

16. You look at an annoying person off line and wish that you
had your ignore button handy.

17. You start to experience "withdrawal" after not being
online for a while.

18. Your answering machine/voice mail sounds a little like
this...."BRB. Leave your S/N and I^ll TTYL ASAP".

19. You sit on AOL for 6 hours for that certain special
person to sign on.

20. You get up in the morning and go online before getting
your coffee.

21. You end your sentences with.....three or more
periods.......

22. You purchase a vanity car license plate with your screen
name on it.

23. You think faster than the computer.

24. You enter a room and get greeted by 25 people with
{{{hugs}}} and **kisses**.

25. Being called a "newbie" is a major insult to you.

26. You're on the phone and say BRB.

27. Your teacher or boss recommends a drug test for the
blood shot eyes.

28. "Where did the time go?"

29. You need to be pried from your computer by the Jaws-of- life!