An English teacher at Iowa State University spent a lot of
time marking grammatical errors in her students' written
work. She wasn't sure how much impact she was having until
one overly busy day when she sat at her desk rubbing her
temples.

A student asked, "What's the matter, Ms. Dalton?"

"Tense," she replied, describing her emotional state.

After a slight pause the student tried again, "What was the
matter? What has been the matter? What might have been the
matter...?"

Quick Wit:

A woman broke up with me and sent me some pictures of her and
her new boyfriend in smooch. Solution?? I sent them to her
dad.

Funny Thoughts
"My girlfriend told me I should be more affectionate. So I got TWO
girlfriends." - Anon