GAMES FOR WHEN WE ARE OLDER

1. Sag, You're it
2. Pin the Toupee on the bald guy.
3. 20 questions shouted into your good ear.
4. Kick the bucket
5. Red Rover, Red Rover, the nurse says Bend Over.
6. Doc Goose.
7. Simon says something incoherent.
8. Hide and go pee.
9. Spin the Bottle of Mylanta
10. Musical recliners.

Quick Wit:

This is Solid Advice.

If you bought $1000 worth of Nortel stock one year ago, it
would now be worth $49. If you bought $1000 worth of
Budweiser (the beer, not the stock) one year ago, drank all
the beer, and traded in the cans for the nickel deposit, you
would have $79.

My advice to you is to start drinking heavily.