Little Johnny's new baby brother was screaming
up a storm.

He asked his mom, "Where'd we get him?"

His mother replied, "He came from heaven,
Johnny."

Johnny says, "WOW! I can see why they threw him
out!"


A CARD YOU WILL NEVER SEE IN HALLMARK:

"Sorry things didn't work out, but I can't handle guys
with boobs that are bigger than mine."