One day a policeman stopped a motorist
who had just gone through a four way stop
sign and was about to give him a ticket
when the motorist said. "Officer you can't
give me a ticket for that!"

"Why not" said the officer.

"Because although I did not stop I slowed
right down and its almost the same."

"But you did not stop" replied the officer,
and the sign says STOP."

"But the way was clear and it was safe"
replied the motorist.

The officer then pulls out his baton and
starts hitting the motorist's car.

"What are you doing!" yells the motorist
in surprise.

"Do you want me to slow down or stop?" says
the officer.

A response to a corny pick-up line.

Male: Your place or mine?
Female: Both. You go to yours and I'll go to
mine.