~MEN~

> MEN !!!!!!!
> > >
> > > Men are like ... Laxatives ... They irritate the shit out of you.
> > >
> > > Men are like ... Bananas ... The older they get, the less firm they
> > > are.
> > >
> > > Men are like ... Vacations ... They never seem to be long enough.
> > >
> > > Men are like ... Weather ... Nothing can be done to change them.
> > >
> > > Men are like ... Blenders ... You need One, but you're not quite sure
> > > Y
> > >
> > > Men are like ... Chocolate Bars ... Sweet, smooth, & they usually head
> > > right for your hips.
> > >
> > > Men are like ... Coffee ... The best ones are rich, warm, & can keep
> > > you
> > > up all night long.
> > >
> > > Men are like ... Commercials ... You can't believe a word they say.
> > >
> > > Men are like ... Department Stores ... Their clothes are always 1/2
> > > off.
> > >
> > > Men are like ... Government Bonds ... They take soooooooo long to
> > > mature.
> > >
> > > Men are like ... Mascara ... They usually run at the first sign of
> > > emotion.
> > >
> > > Men are like ... Popcorn ... They satisfy you, but only for a little
> > > while.
> > >
> > > Men are like ... Snowstorms ... You never know when they're coming,
> > > how many inches you'll get or how long it will last.
> > >
> > > Men are like ... Lava Lamps ... Fun to look at, but not very bright.
> > >
> > > Men are like ... Parking Spots ... All the good ones are taken and the
> > > all available ones are handicapped.