Complex problems have simple, easy to understand wrong answers


>Whoever said money can't buy happiness,
>didn't know where to shop.
>
>Alcohol doesn't solve any problems,
>but then again, neither does milk.
>
>Most people are only alive because
>it is illegal to shoot them.
>
>I'm not a complete idiot,
>there're still some parts missing!
>
>I remember the time I was kidnapped and
>they sent a piece of my finger to my father.
>He said he wanted more proof.
>
>Some pain is physical
>and some is mental,
>but one that's both is dental.
>
>Life is pleasant.
>Death is peaceful.
>It's the transition that's troublesome