Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting
before you get tired.
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Marriage is give and take. You'd better give it to
her or she'll take it anyway.
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My wife and I always compromise. I admit I'm wrong
and she agrees with me.
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Those who can't laugh at themselves leave the job
to others.
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Ladies first. Pretty ladies sooner.
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A successful marriage requires falling in love
many times, always with the same person.
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You're getting old when you enjoy remembering
things more than doing them.
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It doesn't matter how often a married man changes
his job, he still ends up with the same boss.
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Early to bed,
Early to rise,
Your girl goes out
With other guys.
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Real friends are the ones who survive transitions
between address books.
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Saving is the best thing. Especially when your
parents have done it for you.
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Wise men talk because they have something to say;
fools talk because they have to say something
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They call our language the mother tongue because
the father seldom gets to speak.
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