There was a competition to cross the English Channel doing only the breaststroke. Just three women entered the race: a brunette, a redhead, and a blonde.

After approximately 14 hours the brunette staggered up on the shore and was declared the fastest breaststroker.

About 40 minutes later the redhead crawled up on the shore and was declared to be the second place finisher.

Nearly 48 hours after that, the blonde finally came ashore and promptly collapsed in front of the worried onlookers.

When the reporters asked why it took her so long to complete the race, she replied, "I don't want to sound like I'm a sore loser, but I think those two other girls were using their arms."

Moral of story for sil:GET BLONDE gals , they are clueless....not as complex as nimda or Bugbear virus!!

Complaints bout gals, guys are equally troublesome ,if not, worst ok!!

"Dream"--never heard of this group before, i sort of discovered it in my comp today....looks like i am not the onli one who is ignorant of this group.Some of the songs are cool, but i particularly like the song --~how long~, for today. PATHETIC dan, onli know how to criticise without listening to the song!!!

Today, went out for dinner again, this time was to meet my cell group members.Hmmmm, first time having dinner wif them.Irene mentioned tt i look younger and sooo much more prettier....hahah.... she was asking me wat is my secret...i was like errrr...maybe i look fatter???....and she was just being nice??....then she said no...so i just said i ate bunny meat, coz' tt's the onli special thing i ate for the past 2 months, or maybe, the seafood i eat? fresh veggies?herbal soups? or maybe , coz of my sleeping habit back home.In short, i just ate, and sleep , and went out, and sleep .....tt's all,nothing special....
After tt, we chatted and they discussing of ways to sabo WL.Haha, fret not, mr WL, i will not sabo u , coz i bought the gift for u liao.BUT , i know how they are gonna sabo u......hahaha...so just BEWARE on ur commencement day!!
Oh ya, i was talking to Debbie bout the experience of putting braces....hmmmm, she will be putting her's on the 31st of August.2 more weeks for her to gobble up any food she wans now before her diet changes to onli porridges...

I just found out tt i hav to go for post encounter tom alone!!....DAMN, dunno the way to go there in the first place, somemore i SHY leh, very SHY to go there alone....hahah, SIGHZ, no one believes tt i am a shy gal....(i wonder why??).Hehe, now me trying to wriggle my way out for this week's post encounter....i think so far, i hav given my cell leader a hard time....so sorri...

YEAH, finally, the church service is now shifted to Bukit Merah, where i onli went there once and now i hav forgotten how to go there.I remembered the first time i went there, ended up taking cab there, and was nearly lost , if not for JS, coz' the cab driver also had no idea where i wanted to go....(this is me, the BLUR and directionless jenny!!).So i guess, tom, i hav to go wif Boulee and hehe, can go visit her new flat place!!

Below is for sil again....=)..you should hav been Adam!!

"Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married, and she didn't have to hear about the way his mother cooked." - Kimberly Broyles