There was an elderly man at home, upstairs, dying in bed.

He smelled the aroma of his favorite chocolate chip cookies baking. He wanted one last cookie before he died. He fell out of bed, crawled to the landing, rolled down the stairs and crawled into the kitchen where his wife was busily baking cookies.

With his last remaining strength he crawled to the table and was just barely able to lift his withered arm to the cookie sheet. As he grasped a warm, moist chocolate chip cookie, his favorite kind, his wife suddenly whacked his hand with a spatula.

Gasping for breath, he asked her, "Why did you do that?"

"Those are for the funeral."

(Moral of the story:The secret to wake a man when he is near his death bed, is to bake his fav food!! )

Enough of the crap on top, today, went out wif my dear fren chialee for Jap dinner.In the end, while waiting for her at Bugis, as usual i shopped again!!I was supposed to shop for my fren's convo gift, i ended up shopping for a skirt from Espirit and bought a GUESS watch.SIGHZ, now i am even broker.
This is the first time in my whole life i hav 4 watches to wear in a go(mind u, all of them are brand new, except for the morgan watch!!).I never got to wear my BUM watch from my mum(coz' it's made from aluminium, can get easily scratched), a GUESS watch from my sis(which i didn't like the design, so never realli wore it, ok i wore it once) and now i hav gotten myself a GUESS watch.My third watch was from my frens, it was a MORGAN watch(which is the one i usually wear for the past one yr).Hmm, maybe i will never wear all of my watches but onli the MORGAN watch....coz' others are just too precious...
Spending money, sighz, tt must be my undiscovered forte....HELP, someone pls chain me to my room , if not i gonna be a beggar soon!

"How do you do, do you do, the things that you do. no one i know could ever keep up with you. how do you do! did it ever make sense to you to say bye bye bye?"

This song by Roxette is cool, thanz to someone who sent me( u know who u are)......luv this song, shall blast it for another week or so.

Nway, thanz to someone who is gonna be MIA for another week or so......THANZ again for abandoning me alone wif no one to talk to (and yes , i mean U).SIGHZ, dun think u will be able to read this too, since u are going to be gone in 9 hrs.

Tomorrow, gonna go shop again, money pouring out like rain.I think this is the reason why ppl say being a hermit is good, as a hermit need not spend money on frens.....ppl say it's expensive to maintain a gf-bf relationship, i think it's MORE expensive to maintain frenships!!