BASTARD
>GIRL: I have sinned a great sin. I called my boyfriend a BASTARD.
>PSYCHIATRIST: Well now, that's not a nice thing to call anyone, so what
>did he do to deserve that?
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>GIRL: Well, he kissed me.
>PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
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>GIRL: .Yes!
>PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
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>GIRL: But, he put his hand in my bra.
>PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
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>GIRL: Yes!
>PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
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>GIRL: But, he took my cloths off.
>PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
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>GIRL: Yes!
>PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
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>GIRL: But, he had sex with me!
>PSYCHIATRIST: You mean like this?
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>GIRL: .Yes!
>PSYCHIATRIST: Well that's no reason to call him a BASTARD.
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>GIRL: But, he told me he has AIDS.
>PSYCHIATRIST: The BASTARD!