The businessman dragged himself home and barely made it to
his chair before he dropped, exhausted.

His concerned wife was right there with a tall cool drink and
a consoling word.

"My, you look tired," she said. "You must have had a hard day
today. What happened to make you so exhausted?"

"It was terrible," her husband said, "The computer broke down
and all of us had to do our own thinking."

"OLD" IS WHEN...
A sexy babe catches your fancy and your pacemaker opens the
garage door.